What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”